College is overrated...
So are alcohol, drugs, and sex.
Boys are frustrating.
Bitches should just keep their mouths' shut.
Racists should just be put on an island all their own.
I don't care about politics anymore so stop trying to bring up that convo.
I'm getting married.
I miss going to school now that I do absolutely nothing productive.
I'm oversexed, and I wish there were something I could do about it.
I've missed 2 months worth of counseling sessions.
Private school for 12 years made me cynical and mean.
Or maybe I was always that way?
I hate that I can't keep up with anything.
What is my major again?
I'm graduating next year...
But what's my major?
Fuck fuck fuck.
I cannot wait until everyone comes back from break.
Antibiotics are amazing.
I need sleep.
Across the Universe is my new favorite movie.
A shot of Patron or 1800 please!
Did we really spend that much money last night?
I said "stop!"
Yeah...that's what I thought.
