Summer Thoughts

College is overrated...

So are alcohol, drugs, and sex.

Boys are frustrating.

Bitches should just keep their mouths' shut.

Racists should just be put on an island all their own.

I don't care about politics anymore so stop trying to bring up that convo.

I'm getting married.

I miss going to school now that I do absolutely nothing productive.

I'm oversexed, and I wish there were something I could do about it.

I've missed 2 months worth of counseling sessions.

Private school for 12 years made me cynical and mean.

Or maybe I was always that way?

I hate that I can't keep up with anything.

What is my major again?

I'm graduating next year...

But what's my major?

Fuck fuck fuck.

I cannot wait until everyone comes back from break.

Antibiotics are amazing.

I need sleep.

Across the Universe is my new favorite movie.

A shot of Patron or 1800 please!

Did we really spend that much money last night?

I said "stop!"

Yeah...that's what I thought.